You need to be patient to love me. Patient, and a heavy sleeper.
gpoy
I am #2 CONSTANTLY. I’m never #1. GIANT SPIDER-ARMS AND -LEGS FOR LIFE.
i trained myself into sleeping like #1 when i had a lofted bed so i wouldn’t fall out. every once in a while i have to remind myself that my bed is now a normal height and i can sleep anyway i want.
as someone who’s shared a bed with you several times, I appreciate your training.
I’m also #1 all the time, except when I’m sick. I had a sinus thing last week and I rolled over to M’s side of the bed, cuddled up to him, and coughed right in his face several times, all while completely asleep. He told me the next morning with that amused disgust you only acheive after sharing a bed with someone for, oh god, eight years.
n9evepulgas
