See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

marks@ao3, nonnonnegative@twitter.

returnsandreturns

ladysaviours

#that’s a married smile js

nonnegative

i’m impressed he figured out the all caps of frustration

sleepy hollow vaguely relatedly my husband texted me 'do you mail the thighs?' instead of 'did you mail the thing?' and left it without correcting it because he knew it would make me lol it did

sagechan cymyguycymyguy

dankmemeuniversity

griffstream

Cosmic alignment…

screechingcollectivecollectorus

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged because he knew it would make me lol)

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.