In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

There's a village in Fife that holds a primary school competition to design Christmas lights..

and the kid that wins gets to switch on the village lights!

That would be my entire dream as a child!

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Please enjoy the 2020, 2021, and 2022 winners

20 Christmas covid rainbow

21 Christmas dinosaur

22 Christmas salmon

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hqscans]

Official Twitter - January 3, 2020

Translator’s note - They made a Kagamimochi - Kagami mochi (鏡餅, “mirror rice cake”), is a traditional Japanese New Year decoration. It usually consists of two round mochi (rice cakes), the smaller placed atop the larger, and a daidai (a Japanese bitter orange) with an attached leaf on top.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[seisugi]

this needed to be drawn

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[viralthings]

We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[payroo]

BB-8 Descending a Staircase (with apologies to Marcel Duchamp)

the scene on Takodana with BB-8 going down the stairs was one of the best things I’ve ever seen, it has truly stayed with me in the way all great art does

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[heyitsmeshaunna]

this was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my LIFE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Cabbot Cove

No violent pre-meditated murders here for

15

10

5

0 days

[internationalspacehobo]

You know, I just realized something. The series is called “Murder, she wrote” in English, right? And you know that theory about how she’s actually the killer in all of her cases (since people always seem to die when she’s around)?

Well, in the german dub they translated the show as “Mord ist ihr Hobby”, which literally means “Murder is her Hobby”. Which implies her being a very different sort of person.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HOW MANY HAS SHE KILLED

[nonnegative]

you’re next, eudora.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[pipergreenmantle]

has this been done yet

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Shakespeare walks into a gay bar

[randomgeeknamedbrent]

[Exit, pursued by a bear]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fullygrownadultbabytealeaf]

I LOVE HER

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[socialnetworkhell]

I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is

[qglas]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Oliver’s sex ed video needs to be shown in every American school 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ssardonyx]

rose just wishes she could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and they could all eat it and be happy

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]