In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[bandom-tfln]

(810): Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police

(616): What?!?

(810): What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

(Submitted by nottheordinarytype-, thank you!)

[nonnegative]

this is the best one of these i’ve seen.