In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theavc]

Full Frontal With Samantha Bee bids a fond farewell to Ted Cruz jokes

When Ted Cruz put a stop to his campaign for president, he also sent (most) Ted Cruz jokes into hiatus. Although Cruz’s fundamentalist dogma never earned him any fans over at TBS’ Full Frontal With Samantha Bee, his sudden departure has put an abrupt end to the show’s use of the Cruz thesaurus, which housed ever so many sick burns on the erstwhile candidate. Last night, host Samantha Bee bid Cruz jokes (including his campaign) a farewell, but not before firing off some hilarious parting shots.

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[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Welcome to the future. (vine by NemPerez)

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Anonymous asked:

What day is it tomorrow!

itty-bitty-markipoo-deactivated answered:

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This is the only moment you can reblog this. after today, it will be impossible forever.

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[theclearlydope]

A Clearly Dope Tumblr Internet Halloween 2014 

McFLYYYYY McFLYYYYYYY

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