In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[mohabbat]

Aziz Ansari casually shutting it down

[inothernews]

Aaaand his next comedy special, Buried Alive, comes to Netflix Nov. 1.

[moreglitter]

Looks like he called out all the gay jokes too. Aziz is getting real tired of ur shit.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Saturday.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

trufax my mom called me at like 9 one day and i missed the call. when i called back ten minutes later the first words out of my mouth were WHO DIED

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Look, I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing. Well, that’s not a really strong pitch, “Come cook food with me and do nothing.” Maybe that’s my problem.

Aziz Ansari. (via shotofpatr0n)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[stealstheashes]

HIS FACE.

[nonnegative]

It’s the giant ice cream cone that really makes it.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[zeriously]

FAVORITES!

[nonnegative]

Gettin’ crazy with a big bottle of Martinelli’s apple juice.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[azizisbored]

Me, My Mom, and My Dad - Bonnaroo 2010

[nonnegative]

I HOPE AZIZ’S PARENTS TOOK HIM FOR ICE CREAM AFTER BONNAROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!