In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ahaleyscomet]

Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room, and who does she see but motherfucking Aziz Ansari. She makes a solid moment of ‘Dude help me’ eye contact, and Aziz comes over to her - this person he has never met in his life - and he’s like ‘Hey girl! Been so long, what’s up!’ and gets her away from them. He then proceeds to check on her a few times for the rest of the party to make sure the creepers don’t come back.

Tldr, Aziz knows girl code and is an A+ person.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[jabletown]

(x)

"Our friend Miche Braden returned to help us show what Guns N’ Roses "Sweet Child O’ Mine" would have sounded like if New Orleans blues legend Bessie Smith had recorded it back in the ’20s. That note at 3:58 was so powerful that the room literally shook…”

the last minute ho shit

[nonnegative]

ho-lee shit this lady

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dezi-desire]

More lovely photos taken of my daughter Helena as Delirium and myself as Death from Sandman at Vancouver Fan Expo.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[zamatos-zamat]

Haltam meg.

[szepleotelenfogadtatas]

oké. ez király

[radomanci]

Chewbacca mint maci. visongtam :)

[freeg0csej]

+1. Meg a Die Hardon. 

[nonnegative]

THE DIE HARD ONE!!!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[the-bitch-goddess-success]

QPOCs got no time for your assholery

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[utilitarianthings]

Over seven billion mobile phones exist in the world today, and every one of them needs daily recharging. However, in many places, power is nonexistent or only intermittently available. Boost Turbine is a back-up battery with a hand crank- it allows users to charge phones on the spot without relying on the grid.

[nonnegative]

can i buy one of these now? because we lose power a lot in the fall.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thedailywhat]

Fan Art of the Day: Shut Up and Punch My Ticket!

Taiwan High Speed Rail teams up with Cartoon Network for the world’s first Adventure Time-themed trains!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

[urethrafranklin]

[iswearimnotadumbblonde]

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

[vvntheshort]

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

[gaminginyourunderwear]

Someone give this man a medal. 

[nonnegative]

oh my god

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

check out this fucking ursula costume jfc

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[meghantonjes]

this, tho.

[awesem]

vital. 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

‘Tim Burtonned’ Avengers by la-chapeliere-folle.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[yayponies]

It’s a time-honored tradition at Navy homecomings – one lucky sailor is chosen to be first off the ship for the long-awaited kiss with a loved one.
Today, for the first time, the happily reunited couple was gay.

The dock landing ship Oak Hill has been gone for nearly three months, training with military allies in Central America.

As the homecoming drew near, the crew and ship’s family readiness group sold $1 raffle tickets for the first kiss. Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta bought 50 - which is actually fewer than many people buy, she said, so she was surprised Monday to find out she’d won.

Her girlfriend of two years, Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell, was waiting when she crossed the brow.

They kissed. The crowd cheered. And with that, another vestige of the policy that forced gays to serve in secrecy vanished.

By Corinne Reilly
The Virginian-Pilot
© December 21, 2011 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[toptumbles]

[jimmy-howard]

[stfurodrigo]

[lesspopularculture]

jimmy-howard:

toptumbles:

Evan Longoria saves reporter with bare handed catch.

dude

what

[nonnegative]

whaaat.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

Meta Machine of the Day: Move over sliced bread — there’s a new best invention since in town.

Andrew Salomone introduces the Meta-Cosby Sweater Knitting Machine: A Sternlab knitting machine hacked by Ladyada to print sweaters from digital images, which Salomone promptly used to print a Cosby Sweater with Bill Cosby wearing a sweater with Bill Cosby on it times infinity.

[sternlab.]

whoaaaa.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

Splash Mountain Reaction Shot of the Day: Do you smell what The Rock isWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[tmz.]

Greatest thing ever.