I’m still annoyed that the Greyjoy house slogan isn’t “let’s get kraken.”
Anonymous asked:
who did you kill for this url
- Ned: Oh my gods, Cersei's been sleeping with her brother!
- Ned: Her children are bastards!
- Ned: Bran was crippled because he found out!
- Ned: Who should I tell first about this outrage?!
- Ned: I know how about Cersei
Hot Pie is the best. I love when they attack and Arya yells WINTERFELL! while Hot Pie yells HOT PIE! Also when he lovingly describes bread. Hot Pie and Peeta should meet.
Once upon a time, there was a man name Jon Snow.
He was a bastard.
He also disliked smiling.
But mostly he was a bastard.
One day, he woke up and thought, “Being a bastard is surely rough,” and promptly got ready for his day.
At breakfast, he was asked how he day was going, “Terribly given I’m a bastard.”
Durning his morning rounds, he located a treasures upon treasures. Someone asked, “What will you do with your increased riches.”
He frowned, “This means nothing when you are a bastard.”
Later that night, he cried a single tear of a bastard and whispered, “I’m a bastard.”
accurate.
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