american comedy + lack of knowledge on star wars
All right, there’s a good chance that I… that I may have committed some, uh… light… treason.
Aaron Burr (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)
I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is
when you see someone having bees in a place where they don’t allow you have bees

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
Vodka?
Yes
Sucks how it goes bad quickly once you open the bottle, too.
