In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged anyway any time the idea of us changing it comes up)

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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anonymousalchemist:
“humanityinahandbag:
“unterwaesche:
“mapsontheweb:
“Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.
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I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my...
mapsontheweb

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

unterwaesche

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

humanityinahandbag

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

anonymousalchemist

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

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jersey does have 24/7 stations they are full service we have 24/7 diners you think we can't staff a gas station? anyway any time the idea of us changing it comes up it becomes the most bipartisan alliance to answer back fuuuuuuck no we all know how to pump our own gas! well mostly but guys it's thousands and thousands of jobs that we are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to fill there's no equation where jersey is the backwards one here new jersey