In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“I tickle her lightly with a feather. I tickle her… her boobies. I take off my tunic in full and remove my large cock.”

Thanks, behind-the-scenes!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“Starburns doesn’t do very much. I guess fascinating people don’t grow shapes on their faces.”
     - Annie, ‘The Science of Illusion’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Annie: If this article breaks out, I can apply for journalism scholarships. Nobody will care about my time in rehab if they think I’m a writer!
     - Investigative Journalism

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeremy: [after he propels himself from his wheelchair and Jeff catches him] He hates me, yet he catches me. Man is good.
[Annie kisses Jeff, who then drops Simmons]
Annie: He was horny, so he dropped him. Man. Is. Evil.
     - Debate 109

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“You listen up, Pierce! I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. ‘You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life.’ But you made a commitment. So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that’s just the way it goes.”
       - Annie, 'Advanced Criminal Law’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Britta: What can I do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piñata.
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That’s where we got the idea from.
Annie: Poignant.
        - Spanish 101