In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[slaughterhouse90210]

“It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.”

― John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

[nonnegative]

the danes-dancys were so delighted during this sequence. what a cute couple on very depressing shows.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[luckyboxers]

This is one of my favorite things to tell people and I’m so happy Amy said it and this was the greatest sketch and now I’m always going to do this when I tell people to follow their hearts.

[nonnegative]

amy’s outstretched arm. <333

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I hope my generation can redefine family, whether with adoption, surrogacy, IVF, or gay marriage. I hope that’s our legacy — not just using up the environment and building robots that will eventually kill us.

Amy Poehler, Glamour Magazine, April 2013 (via msknope)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[captainwright]

Amy Poehler calls in to “Watch What Happens Live”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theclearlydope]

She has zero awards and is currently single. This world is a f*cked up place. 

I love you. Call me.

[nonnegative]

she’s been awarded my heart!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

i swear this is the last one i’m reblogging but lololol.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[teen-worf]

#will arnett must be crying into his cereal

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

haha, i stopped watching right after they came out drinking, so it looks like i didn’t miss anything in that last hour. thanks, tumblr gifs!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

tvline.com

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to Host 2013 Golden Globe Awards

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thedailywhat]

Worst News Ever of the Day: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are headed for divorce after nine years of marriage and two sons, the couple’s people have confirmed to US Weekly. 

With this news, it’s probably safe to say that true love doesn’t really exist. 

[huffpo]

[coupleofbananas]

boooooo

[nonnegative]

:/ mindy kaling must be so sad right now.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

• Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
• Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Worlds colliding. I love this blurb.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

If I didn’t like Will Arnett so much, I’d probably IRL ship them, instead of just on P&R.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

time.com

Let's try to get Amy in the Time Top 100 this year, shall we?

[talking-bird]

Over 200 people seem to think she’s not influential (because I guess empowering web shows for young girls and being the nicest fictional persona on television AND real-life famous lady in the business isn’t influential enough for some) so let’s prove some shit, alright?