In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[squarecutorpearshape]

super smash bros except it’s characters from sondheim musicals

[squarecutorpearshape]

I want a Madame Armfeldt/Joanne sparring match ok?

[pattilupwns]

Okay, but imagine The Witch vs. Mrs. Lovett.

[nonnegative]

John Wilkes Booth vs. Lee Harvey Oswald!