See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

marks@ao3, nonnonnegative@twitter.

returnsandreturns

hexygen

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

craterbutt

weed cousin

nonnegative

all?

all depends on the day

n9evepulgas amezure

theoreocat

Even Puddings can get brain freeze! 🥶

naamahdarling

SHOCKING PROOF that ORANGE CATS have BRAINS!!!

drtanner

Not enough brain to stop him repeatedly going back for more, lmao.