Want to hear real stories directly from people who have been subjected to the tyranny of “Obamacare”? Look no further than Ted Cruz’s Facebook page. After he posted an impromptu poll more or less begging people to shit on the Affordable Care Act, nearly 50,000 people have chimed in - and the grand majority of them are saying, “Yes, I am better off than I was before the ACA.”

Whoooooo needs health care? You. Here’s 5 things you need to know for the last 5 days of Obamacare enrollment:
1. Everyone has to have health insurance, and if you aren’t enrolled by March 31, you’ll be fined $95 or 1% of your income (whichever is more money).
2. Some people...