In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[victorian-sexstache]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[chong-jeongguk-balsa]

this month’s hottest new club is FYRE FESTIVAL
it’s got everything:
wild dogs
US embassy intervention
cheese sandwiches
tent fires
ja rule using entitled rich kids’ money to give to an nyc feed the hungry charity

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[pizzarina-sbarro]

Every description for Jupiter Ascending reads like a Stefon sketch

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[corgnelius]

If you’re looking for a scary spot this Halloween, look no further than WHIMPER. Located in an abandoned Coolhaus truck that circles the base of Runyon Canyon, this spot has everything- old ladies commenting on every dog they see, long-legged corgis, pit bulls that are self-conscious of their muscles, and Detective Bensons. What are Detective Bensons? It’s that thing of when a dog won’t stop aggressively humping all the other dogs but everyone’s too polite to say something so a woman in a pants suit starts questioning everyone to find the owner. #SNL #Stefon #Corgnelius

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nbcsnl]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nbcsnl]

If you insist…

[nbcsnl]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Stefon and Seth!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nbcsnl]

Better get there early. Security’s gonna be tight. We heard the hobocops are on duty tonight.

[nbcsnl]

This place is gonna have everything…

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[stupidfuckingquestions]

Bill Hader on the reaction from fans on the street after his SNL departure

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[domesticabusewillsaveusall]

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Can We Talk About The Stefon Wikipedia Page Please?

[thefliachia]

And his first and last appearances - both episodes hosted by Ben Affleck

 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dolceaficionada]

SNL - All of Stefon’s New York’s Hottest Clubs

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

• Seth: So, Stefon, what have you been up to?
• Stefon: Just catching up on Boston Legal.