In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged OMG)

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In Yes, Please, Poehler describes a week in 2008 during which, nine months pregnant, she was set to do an SNL skit with Jon Hamm. Two days before her delivery date, her OB/GYN died; a “hysterically crying” Poehler received the news on the SNL set, dressed in Mad Men garb and in front of all her co-workers. Everyone else froze, but Hamm walked up to her, took her arm, and said, “this is a really important show for me. You need to get your shit together.”
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snl jon hamm amy poehler omg lol i love this story

tennis is my favorite sport

7.20pm: And so this match goes on and on, on and on. Somewhere along the way, the players have mislaid their names. The man who was once Mahut is now a string-bag of offal. The man who was Isner is a parched piece of cow-hide. The surviving members of the audience don’t seem to care who wins. They just cheer and applaud whoever looks likely to make a breakthrough and bring this nightmare to a close. Invariably they are disappointed.

The offal looks fresher, possesses a piercing backhand and still throws itself about the court on occasion. But the cow-hide can serve and has the advantage of going ahead by one game and forcing the offal to catch-up. This the offal is only too happy to do. It hits a backhand down the line and then follows that up with an ace, and the score now stands at 45 games apiece.”

- The Guardian’s liveblog of the epic Isner-Mahut match

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