In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[marissawompler]

i really hate the whole “we’re not trying to take YOUR guns away! we just want stricter back ground checks and education!” thing bc like……wrong! i AM trying to take your guns away! me! i want them gone!! take them all!!! bye-bye guns! can’t shoot em if ya don’t have em!!!!!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[uusnavi]

person: i dont like musicals

me:

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

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[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[bansheemartinss]

me: *watches a show called How to Get Away With Murder*

me: man there’s so much murder on this show

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

• book: this character is gonna die. don't get attached to them. just telling you
• me: oh okay thanks
• brain: hEY U KNOW WHAT WOULD BE RLLY WILD
• me: hoe don't do it
• brain: IF U GET ATTACHED TO THIS CHARACTER THAT IS GONNA DIE
• me: oh my god