In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

lololol

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rocknrollercoaster]

Suspicious Quotation Marks

[nonnegative]

My “favorite”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

What, just one?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[iraffiruse]

Garfield replaced with a realistic cat.

frozach submitted

[yo-dawg-nice]

I’m laughing so hard oh my gosh I needed this

[gaypornsword]

This is actually really depressing

[sixthrock]

perfection

[bogleech]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

[therealfoxxcub]

[nonnegative]

the amount of time I just spent laughing at this is pretty embarrassing.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

severability:

clavid:

That’s a fuckin build a bear receipt

who the fuck spends $54 on a stuffed cat

um, it was a leopard hello kitty, tyvm. Don’t you dare judge!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[huffpostcomedy]

Someone combined Ikea Monkey with Spanish Jesus and art is over now. Everyone can retire.

[via]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

I lol’d.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fatal-encores]

This is literally how it happens.

[nonnegative]

Actually, there are fewer balloons.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[spookyvictorianrendezvous]

…accurate.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[blinkl82]

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole entire life

[nonnegative]

you stupid moon! Green day walked on your face!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

captaincadet:

panasonicyouth:

deliciouskaek:

stfuconfederates:

“in this captivating novel set in a terrifying future, which is all too easy to imagine”

“which is all too easy to imagine”

“which is all too easy to imagine”

“which is all to easy to imagine”

And that’s the thing. Folks already imagine it. They’ve been imagining it for the longest damn time, in fact.

Those are the folks who “love the culture” as long as it doesn’t come into their homes or neighborhoods.

Those folks pass legislation in order to legally discriminate against Mexican immigrants, while ignoring the Canadian border altogether.

Those are the folks shooting brown people in the streets, in front of their homes, in their own neighborhoods.

Those folks have badges and attack dogs.

Those folks bang gavels in the courtrooms.

Those folks have been imagining having to save white people for fucking decades — longer, even.

and some of those folks are called the Ku Klux Klan.

Save the pearls, my black ass.

brilliant commentary

i hope whoever wrote this book gets lost at sea

stfu, jerrilyn farmer of the los angeles times.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[frostfalls]

nonnegative replied to your photo: But Sue, you don’t have elastic powers!  why is…

Is this before or after we see Land’s porny take on Latveria?

Same page actually!

[nonnegative]

I love that you knew precisely which panel I meant. lol Greg Land.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hoursago]

study group at the avengers midnight premiere?!!

for some loser who came up most of this

• Troy and Abed decided they were gonna be awesome and somehow convinced everyone else to dress up too
• Annie got really into it with them and suited up as Hawkeye
• Jeff “Accidentally Handsome” Winger came as Tony Stark. What, he totally wears this, didn’t you see that movie?
• Britta britta’d it. I mean, her favorite superhero is X-Man.
• Shirley borrowed Hulk smash gloves from her boys!!
• Pierce just really liked the concept of Captain America (i’m so sorry steve)
• Same with Chang and Nick Fury (i’m so sorry sir)
• Who else, honestly