In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

(via fuckyeahlost)

every episode is like an obscene phone call at 2am.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ilikelost]

 

HURLEY: Let me get this straight.

HURLEY: All this already happened.

MILES: Yes.

HURLEY: So this conversation we’re having right now…we already had it.

MILES: Yes!

HURLEY: Then what am I gonna say next?

MILES: I don’t know.

HURLEY: Ha’! Then your theory is wrong!

MILES: For the thousandth time, you dingbat, the conversation already happened, but not for you and me. For you and me, it’s happening right now.

HURLEY: Okay, answer me this. If all this already happened to me, then…why don’t I remember any of it?

MILES: Because once Ben turned that wheel, time isn’t a straight line for us anymore. Our experiences in the past and the future occurred before these experiences right now.

HURLEY: Say that again.

MILES: Shoot me. Please. Please!

HURLEY: Aha! I can’t shoot you. Because if you die in 1977, then you’ll never come back to the island on the freighter 30 years from now.

MILES: I can die because I’ve already come to the island on the freighter. Any of us can die because this is our present.

[nonnegative]

Miles sounds exactly like I do every time I try to explain Lost to anyone else. “No, see the smoke is also Locke but Locke is DEAD and yeah, she set off the nuclear bomb but she didn’t die from the bomb, she died after they jumped forward in time and… never mind.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fuckyeahlost]

EW.com - Portraits of the dead

[nonnegative]

Well, that’s heartbreaking. I mean, aside from Artz.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

CONNECT FOUR MILLION IS THE GAME OF STRATEGY THAT TAKES CENTURIES TO PLAY!

Pretty sneaky, bro.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ilikelost]

“I was killed by an old friend who grew tired of my company”

[nonnegative]

lol i know it’s just the cap, but i like terry o'quinn’s name under little mib in the first shot.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fuckyeahlost]

[jasegiles]

[nonnegative]

i’ve never met a csi:miami joke i didn’t like.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Locke: What makes you think letting go is so easy?
Jack: It’s not. That’s why I was hoping maybe you could go first.

                    - The Candidate

;______;  WILL NEVER STOP CRYING

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Last one! (I can’t top this.)

Penny: Hello?
Desmond: Penny?
Penny: Desmond?
Desmond: Penny… Penny, answer. Answer, Penny
Penny: Des, where are you?
Desmond: I’m… I’m on a boat. Um… I’ve been on an island, and – Oh my god, Penny. Is that really you?
Penny: Yeah! Yes, it’s me!
Desmond: You believe me? You still care about me?
Penny: Des, I’ve been looking for you for the past three years. I know about the island. I’ve been researching and then when I spoke to your friend Charlie, that’s when I knew you were still alive. That’s when I knew I wasn’t crazy. Des, are you still there?
Desmond: Yes, yes, I’m here! I’m still here, can you hear me?
Penny: Yeah, yeah, that’s better.
Desmond: I love you, Penny. I’ve always loved you. I’m so sorry. I love you!
Penny: I love you, too!
Desmond: I don’t know where I am, but –
Penny: I’ll find you, Des.
Desmond: I promise –
Penny: – no matter what –
Desmond: I’ll come back to you.
Penny: I won’t give up.
Both: I promise. I love you.
                         - The Constant

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Sayid: You say you are not here on a rescue mission and the world at large believes us to be dead. But here we are alive and well and you don’t seem remotely surprised to see us.
Miles: Oh my God, you guys were on Oceanic flight 815!! WOW!! …Is that better?
                    - Confirmed Dead

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Charlie: I want you to give this to Claire for me…
Desmond: What is it?
Charlie: It’s the five best moments of my sorry excuse for a life…“My greatest hits”… You know, memories… they’re all I’ve got.
                       - Greatest Hits

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“Come on! Come on! No! Come on! Come on! Come on, you son of a bitch!” - Juliet, ‘The Incident’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“I don’t know what is more disquieting; the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.” - Sayid, ‘Live Together, Die Alone’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jin: Honey, I don’t like being told what to do.
Sun: Being told what to do was my life for four years. I didn’t like it much either.
Jin: Right. I don’t suppose you did.
                      - The Hunting Party

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Ilana: Does anyone want to say anything? Didn’t any of you know him?
Ben: All right, I knew him. John Locke was a… a believer, he was a man of faith, he was… a much better man than I will ever be.
[pause]
Ben: And I’m very sorry I murdered him.
Lapidus: Weirdest damn funeral I’ve ever been to.
                      - The Substitute

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Boone: What do you do in the real world, Mr. Locke?
Locke: It’s John.
Boone: John.
Locke: Why don’t you guess?
Boone: Well, you’re either a taxidermist or a hitman.
         - ‘All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues’