In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sashayed]

[nonnegative]

lolololololololol

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[imwithkanye]

Mary Poppins descends into the Olympic Opening Ceremonies; defeats Voldemort.

[thebluthcompany]

Well, must be the Poppins.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[butthorn]

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

[nonnegative]

i just laughed so hard.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thedailywhat]

Kids Unintentionally Say The Darndest Swear Words of the Day: Sick of his dad’s incessant questions, two-year-old Felix unwittingly tells him off.

[reddit.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[michelleshock]

Oh god, oh god. I need to go home. Nothing in my day will be better than this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

cruciothelight-:

#PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR DEATH EATERS VOLDY

ohmygod.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

*winks at tsun-dera*

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[azizisbored]

Ron Swanson illustration by Sam Spratt.

Parks and Rec fans come through again. Btw there’s a new episode tonight at 8:30/7:30c that was so fun to shoot. Adam Scott and I got to have a blast doing one of the best Ben/Tom stories yet. Watch it! 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

Interspecies Suspicion of the Day: Redditor Biddooo says: “My niece and a monkey. They do NOT trust each other.”

Not sure if evolution, or just uncanny resemblance.

[reddit.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

trying not to spoil tumblr but

oh my god, jerry.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[unlikelywords]

@mia_farrow responds to @sarahksilverman. This. This is why Twitter was created.

[nonnegative]

omg

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

whiskeyonsunday:

luceateis:

someorangesonfire-:

spencersmithsmagicalsandwich:

falloutboobs:

adamlezzara:

djbarakat:

boycottlove-:

sarahelvisgutsley:

touchmetom:

What Pete Wentz really whispers in “Dance, Dance”

GUYS SERIOUSLY

THIS IS LIFE CHANGING

I THOUGHT FOR 6 YEARS HE SAID SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

oh ym god what

oh my god?????

god bless everything fall out boy chooses to be

i lOVE THEM SO MUCH

Oh my God.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHXBHJSSBSJHCHJJCSHJjkncksdjjnckjs

he would.

lololol

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

shinyhats:

asf;dfsafsdfsgjdsfsdf

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

sometimes you feel like a ghost, sometimes you don’t

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

severability:

*________*