literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like “this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative” like yes Jennifer that’s called conflict and its integral to every story that exists ever.
Anonymous asked:
Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.
junkoandthediamonds answered:
being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience
There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late
The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’
Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.
German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows
Germany is a place of obscure sorrows
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
Alton Brown is a real life supervillain
someone tell me what the fuck is going on
Day 3: ROASTED
When you inherit problem children, roast ’em right away. 🔥 *reads right to left*
Materials: Pentel Color Brush pen, Staedtler triplus fineliners, ZIG Writers, and white Sakura Gelly Roll.
Ah yes. Anti glasses. Glasses to wear when you don’t want to see a damn thing.
You don’t need to see if everything is going according to plan.
All according to Keikaku
(Keikaku means plan)
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