In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[girlpearl]

Dork humor :D I love them so much.

[nonnegative]

Nothing funnier than Ellen laughing at her own joke.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[deanpendragon]

I had heard all these legends about Pete Wentz, that he was in six bands at once, that he was the world’s greatest Casanova. But when we met, Pete and I looked at each other and went “Who the fuck is this guy?”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

expect fob fic from me after part 11 of 11. until then i’ll be perfecting time travel to go back to 2007.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[lethifolds]

petewentz: Nice butt I mean work.

[nonnegative]

So many pornos start out like this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[falloutboy]

we are wild, we are like young volcanoes - part 3 of 11, watch here.

Save Rock and Roll out now - download on iTunes

[teensniper]

lbr we ALL read this cult au five years ago

[nonnegative]

ngl, I don’t know that I’ve ever been more attracted to patrick than I am in these videos.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[falloutboy]

fob x harry shearer 

backstage at conan last night.

[nonnegative]

I like picturing conan walking into this shot and being too tall to fit in the frame.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

gonna listen to the new fob album now hold me

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Patrick shouldn’t be attractive to me here. And yet.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Hot damn pstump

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

• most bands: hey we're back! we're gonna try this out and work on getting you new stuff soon!
• fall out boy: hey we're back!
• fall out boy: and we're playing a show tonight!
• fall out boy: oh and here's a new song!
• fall out boy: we're also finished with an entire album!
• fall out boy: almost forgot, here's a bunch of tour dates!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Spent my whole morning listening to Fall Out Boy and talking to racketstory about Pete Wentz. What year is it again?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rosalie-mae]

wouldn’t it be nice to be the sort of functional adult human who is no longer emotional about fall out boy

[nonnegative]

lol

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[touchmetom]

What Pete Wentz really whispers in “Dance, Dance”

[sarahelvisgutsley]

GUYS SERIOUSLY

THIS IS LIFE CHANGING

I THOUGHT FOR 6 YEARS HE SAID SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

[djbarakat]

boycottlove-:

oh ym god what

oh my god?????

[adamlezzara]

god bless everything fall out boy chooses to be

[falloutboobs]

i lOVE THEM SO MUCH

[spencersmithsmagicalsandwich]

Oh my God.

[luceateis]

someorangesonfire-:

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHXBHJSSBSJHCHJJCSHJjkncksdjjnckjs

[whiskeyonsunday]

he would.

[nonnegative]

lololol