In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[granddaddyshiro]

Worlds collide

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Anonymous asked:

if you're still taking requests, your tkym fluff is adorable, but how about something with harder edge? something like monster boys, A/B/O, werewolves, vampires or mind control??? any???? all???

GOSH. well i love you for this, anon. where else can you fully embrace your thirst but anonymous fandom requests, right?

anyway as it so happens, i’ve had… several conversations about vampire tsukishima so

Warnings: nothing explicit, but some mentions of blood and foreseeable consent issues. 

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“This is kind of clichéd, isn’t it? Childhood friends on opposite sides of a never-ending conflict? Pretty stupid.” Tsukishima circled the chair while Yamaguchi thought about a documentary he’d watched a couple of years ago with a lion and an injured gazelle. 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

poor yamaguchi, confused and stuck in the middle of the tanaka fan club.