In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — toopunktofuck: one of new jersey’s most famous...

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one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

new jersey you gotta problem with selling slightly damp candy to kids? do ya? well that's why you're not an entrepreneur fuck you food

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