In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

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IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

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“I know them all from college.”

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