Forget dating a student, I would not want a man who wrote this teaching me English.
GOLD FALAFEL
GOLD FALAFEL
GOLD FALAFEL
Is Ezra Fitz the worst character ever, or is he THE WORST CHARACTER EVER
WORST. CHARACTER. EVER. AND I HAVE NEVER MEANT THAT MORE.
OH GOD, WHY WOULD SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS? IT REALLY IS WORSE THAN DATING A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD STUDENT.
when ezra says “maybe bingo,” he’s really waxing poetic about their age difference and how bingo is an activity reserved for the old, such as himself. it’s tragic, really.
ALTERNATELY: LOL ARIA, RUN FAR FAR AWAY FROM THIS CREEP. RUN AWAY TO BE WITH YOUR SWEET FOOTBALL-PLAYING HOTTIE.