#batroc is just so excited about getting his ass kicked by Steve Rogers #I mean #the squeeing is on par with Deadpool getting beat up by Thor #you can just see the bit where the internal screaming starts #like ‘oh zee helmet; eet comes off’ #’perhaps zere vill be zee makeouts after all’ #’hon hon hon’ #’chere madame la diary aujourd’hui je made-out avec Capitan Rogers’ #’aka Capitaine Biceps’ #’c’est magnifique’ #’c’est le jour meilleur de ma vie’ (via stuckinabucket)

Batroc the Fan.

The more I think of it, I would love to hear the dialogue

CaP: “Batroc the Leaper?”

Batroc: “I am Batroc ze slasher!”

Cap: “So where’s your knife?”

Batroc: “Zat is not what I slash, mon aimee”

I talk about this post literally every day.