SCOTT MCCALL IS FLAWLESS.

HE HAS A DIRTBIKE AND A PERFECT UNEVEN JAWLINE.

I HEAR HIS CLAWS ARE INSURED FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

I HEAR HE DOES IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT PET OWNERSHIP. IN JAPAN.

ONE TIME, HE BROKE A MOUNTAIN ASH LINE BY FORCE OF WILL. IT WAS AWESOME.