“An owl flies through the cafeteria, a weird teacher does something irresponsible, and the boy who is clearly a Nazi continues to exude Nazi-like symptoms.
Harry and Magical Hitler Youth fly around on brooms punching each other, and Principal Gandalf complains about another thing people weren’t supposed to touch that someone definitely touched, (this time it’s a chamber. Of secrets.).
Oh, also Alan Rickman’s still in the game, so I guess he wasn’t evil, although he’s probably just hiding his evil because fucking look at him.”
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