The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery.
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Oh god, I’m dying.
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LMAOOOOOO
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A statement both true AND a reference to my favorite childhood game? Magic.
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