poesimark

destroyscythe-heck

There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff

memecucker

The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver

solipseismic

#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller