In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — Had a dream last night where I lived on the fifth...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Had a dream last night where I lived on the fifth floor of a building where the first floor was a Burger King, and all the elevator buttons I needed to push were also rigged to set off the fire alarm

mamoru

the window

turbro

you know what? that's fair

my god the payoff i hope everyone has dates turned on mamoru for the a+ grudge-holding

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