I don’t know what else to tell you. Oscar Wilde almost definitely had sex with Walt Whitman.
Read this. Read this, and then break the rules and read the comments. And then laugh hysterically with joy/glee/arousal/suspicion/befuddlement/more joy/hilarity.
We have to make sure havingbeenbreathedout sees this. :) And yes, the comments are magnificent.
This is the most amazing goddamn thing I’ve read on the internet in ages.