Larry: I always hated Christmas.
Ally: (drops tree)
Larry: Uh oh, I should have saved that for later in the relationship.
Ally: I don’t know if I can be with a man who hates Christmas.
Larry: I’m allergic to the down feathers in the couch. There’s cholesterol in the eggnog. The tree is a fire hazard, and twinkly lights can cause seizures.
Ally: That’s why you hate Christmas?
Larry: That, and I’m always alone.
Ally: Oh. Well, you’re not gonna be alone this Christmas.
Larry: Could you say that again please?
Ally: …You’re not going to be alone this Christmas. What?
Larry: Let’s go decorate the tree. I can’t wait.
Ally McBeal 4x06 - ‘Tis The Season
things like this make me sadder than less than zero caps. is that weird?