In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — Every time Welcome to Night Vale mentions “wheat...

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Every time Welcome to Night Vale mentions “wheat or its by-products”, I actually laugh out loud. If I’m listening at work, I have to turn to the wall so no one can see me cracking up. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I FIND WHEAT AND WHEAT’S BY-PRODUCTS SO FUNNY.

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