In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — ghostcat3000: 1) Ooookay. Over exaggerating...

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1) Ooookay. Over exaggerating there Jess. I’ll let you have it though. Go ahead. Have your fun.

2) Wait a minute. Have you been reading my diary?

3) Uh. NO. DEAD WRONG DAY. Dead. Wrong. Everybody knows the escalator goes too SLOW.

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