[thefaustaesthetic]

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

[aparticularlygoodfinder]

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

[mercuriesrising]

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

[pahnem]

you fucking didn’t

[marielikestodraw]

oh my god.

[nonnegative]

only do this if you also get a bagel.