always-riddikulus

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

ceruleanmoon


I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

numbertwopensyl

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

districtcuatro

Omg that comment.

itatemyhand

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

allrightevans

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

crazilyawesome

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

themaraudersboys

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

‘fuck you my dad did it’

ask-kirby-characters

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

colo12spinner

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

eviesrealitychangesdaily

so they all turned into Draco Malfoy… the little shits 

nonnegative

And that’s why he has a ferret.