In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — chelseaperetti: Let’s just say hypothetically...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Let’s just say hypothetically that a girl says something to you while she’s on painkillers. And that girl says that she might want to have sexual intercourse with you. And you had no idea that’s how she felt. Like, no idea. You thought the door was closed.

newgirl spoilers into this the door thing made me laugh for about five minutes

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