Oh my God this is so helpful, holy crap.

BUT WHAT ABOUT CELLPHONESSSS

this is pretty much accurate except for the maize?? LOL NO

I would like to confirm that at no point have I referred to corn as “maize”. Good call on everything else, though!

And I will neutralise that by confirming that I would call it maize. ;)

AW DID YOU REBLOG THIS JUST FOR ME? HELPFUL REBAGEL. ;D

Heh, I remember trying to explain the concept of sausage and gravy biscuits to a Brit once.  At first she was horrified, and rightly so!

I would like to humbly add Surname (brit) and Last Name (usa) to this. Whenever I ask someone for their surname at work, I get the weirdest fucking looks. AND THEN I MUTTER ABOUT RUBBISH UNTIL THEY WALK AWAY.

WAIT A SECOND, I WAS SURE AMERICANS SPELLED IT PYJAMAS TOO.

- A perpetually confused Canadian