“After a long search for the lead in its next big superhero franchise, Marvel has, like so many others, finally realized that Chris Pratt is the best. The Parks And Recreation star has landed the role of Peter Quill—or Star-Lord, as he’s known to the President…’s enemies—in Guardians Of The Galaxy, the leader of the interplanetary police squad who commands by virtue of his unparalleled abilities in strategy and combat, and also his not being a talking tree or raccoon. ”

First Emily Van Camp, now Chris Pratt??? You Marvel folks are doing some strong casting work this year.