The Irma Luhrman-Merman murder

Turned the bird’s word lurid

The whir and the purr of a twirler girl

She would the world were demurer

The insurer’s allure

For valor were pure Kari Wuhrer

One fervid whirl over her turgid error

Rural juror

Rural juror

I will never forget you

Rural juror

I’ll always be glad I met you

Rural juror

I will never forget you

Rural juror

I’ll always be glad I met you

Rural juror (x2)

These were the best days of my flerm.