Ten seconds to prove you aren’t a superhero

[alliterate]

I’m out of shape!

[remnantof]

I don’t have an inexhaustible source of income!

[iamasuperqueer-oh]

I’m playboy millionaire Bruce Wayne. 

[fuckyeahlongbox]

This is my favourite answer so far :`D

[nonnegative]

No matter how many times I talk to sea creatures, they won’t do my bidding.

…Yet.

[whiskeyonsunday]

No matter how many times I talk to twelve year old boys, they won’t do my bidding.

…Yet.

[nonnegative]

creeeeeeeeeper