alliterate
Ten seconds to prove you aren't a superhero

I’m out of shape!

remnantof

I don’t have an inexhaustible source of income!

iamasuperqueer-oh

I’m playboy millionaire Bruce Wayne. 

fuckyeahlongbox

This is my favourite answer so far :`D

nonnegative

No matter how many times I talk to sea creatures, they won’t do my bidding.

…Yet.