In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — Do I even know 11 people.

Do I even know 11 people.

Rule 1: Post the Rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Hey, I’m tagging mousapelli, chloehasalotoffeelings, longleggedgit, cadmium-yellow, fourteenyellowsixareblue, josiepye, xylodemon, artisalie, kellyoxenfree, egelantier, and fricatives. And anyone else who wants to, IDC.

1. Do you put up a Christmas tree? If you do, when is the appropriate time to take it down again?

Yesss! The answer is whenever Nate’s Christmas is over. Which for some reason isn’t until January 6th, so it’s coming down on epiphany.

2. What’s your favorite kind of dinosaur?

Troodon! They’re bird-like and super smart. I feel like they’d be good at wearing monocles and top hats, and might have me over for tea. I like that in a dinosaur.

3. If you could bang any deceased president, who would you choose. (IN THIS QUESTION I DO NOT MEAN HE HAS BEEN TAXIDERMIED AND THEN YOU BANG HIM. HE’S COME BACK TO LIFE BUT NOT IN A WEIRD JESUS WAY. LOOK I JUST DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE THE EASY OUT OF BANGING OBAMA. YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, WE ALL WOULD.)

But Clinton’s not dead, Lea. IDK, John Adams and I could probably party. But I always picture him as Feeney anyway.

4. Mary Kate or Ashley?

Mary Kate. She’s the loose cannon and I’ve always liked that about her.

5. It’s raining like crazy, it’s Sunday afternoon and you have nothing to do. What do you put on TV?

Anything I haven’t seen three or more seasons of. Marathoning new shit or bust. My other answer is Iron Chef, which is what I always end up watching when IDK what to watch. It’s always on!

6. Do you like turtlenecks or do you feel like you’re being choked by a weak person all day?

HATE.

7. Who is the strangest looking person you’d have sex with?

Ugh, I’m terrible at these questions. Is Mark Ruffalo strange enough looking?

8. Who was your childhood celebrity crush?

Kirk Cameron, which is the great disappointment of my adult life. How could you be you, Kirk?

9. Do you think that there is a person alive between the ages of 18-35 who does not know all the words to Smash Mouth’s Rock Star?

lol no.

10. Tell me about your morning hygiene routine.

During the week, I pee and wash my face as soon as I wake up, then brush my teeth, put on deodorant and makeup, and get dressed after breakfast. In between, M and I try to get Nate ready for daycare with mixed results. I wash the baby’s face and brush his teeth, too, for the record, which he haaaates.

11. Should I have hot chocolate or ice cream right now? I have the flu and the question is PLAGUING ME.

Ice cream when you’re sick, always.

And my questions!

1. Dogs or cats? Yes isn’t an answer.

2. Rolling Stones or Bob Dylan?

3. What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?

4. What’s your favorite cartoon now?

5. If you were one of the last two people on earth, which celebrity would you pick to keep you company? (This is to prevent copout “my mom” or “my boyfriend” answers.)

6. When I was a kid, I wanted to marry Wonder Woman. Was my wife choice great or the greatest?

7. If you magically had any skill that reality shows wanted, which talent-based reality show (so Top Chef, not Jersey Shore) would you want to be on?