In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — Spring Break

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Spring Break

  • me : hello from Mexico..im safe ! see you soon
  • Mom: good - I was worried - call me as soon as you get back; Love Mom XOXOXO
  • Mom: p.s. are you sure a kidnapper is not forcing you to write this email against your will????
  • ---
  • "Dear Lisa,
  • As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and --
  • REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME.
  • SINCERELY,
  • LITTLE GIRL"
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