Conan had a great show last night – he entered in a giant Egg Beaters carton, dumped about 200 marshmallow Peeps onto Justin Bieber’s head, and also featured the winners of his VD Explosion contest. Video above has highlights: around 4:20 for William Shatner’s dramatic reading of Rihanna’s Umbrella, and 6:30 for Jack McBrayer’s (Kenneth from 30 Rock) long and pointless story about growing up in Georgia.

“He acts real nice to you, but he’s a horrible, horrible person.”

“Get out of here, Jack!”

“He spit in your food!”