In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — thedailywhat: Morning Links: Twitter reportedly...

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“ Morning Links: • Twitter reportedly holding “low-level” acquisition talks with Facebook and Google.
• Is this a photo of the elusive Hollywood blogger Nikki Finke?
• AskReddit: What is the most useless fact you know?
• The sad truth...
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thedailywhat:

Morning Links:

  • Is this a photo of the elusive Hollywood blogger Nikki Finke?

[photo: reddit.]

For that AskReddit link, my first thought was PINEAPPLES DON’T GROW ON TREES. I went to Hawaii and stared at a pineapple growing out of the ground, along with the four other people I was traveling with. We all thought we were looking at a lie – so much so that my husband (then my boyfriend) ACTUALLY WENT TO LOOK IT UP ON WIKIPEDIA FROM HIS PHONE WHILE WE WERE STANDING IN FRONT OF IT. I thought maybe we were just particularly stupid, but when I got home and told people, no one believed me.

Hawaiians must laugh at mainlanders all the time.

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