I can’t remember whether the last movie I saw was Under the Red Hood or The King’s Speech?
So either I am a speech therapist or a vigilante.
ETA: OH WAIT NO IT WAS THE TROTSKY. I AM TROTSKY. THAT IS MY JOB.
I AM A STARSHIP CAPTAIN FOR AN INTERSTELLAR PACKAGE DELIVERY COMPANY \o/
See, I haven’t watched a movie in like a month, so it’s hard to remember but I’m either a truck driver in Iraq or a Viking warrior.
Can we count TV shows? Because then I’ll be a vampire slayer, fuck yeah! I think the last movie I watched was RED, so I guess that makes me a CIA agent. Not bad.
The last movie I watched was Groundhog Day. I DON’T WANT TO BE A WEATHERPERSON STUCK IN THE SAME DAY FOR YEARS. D: Though I guess it would give me time to learn musical instruments and extra languages. I’m also okay with just a regular old weatherperson who isn’t stuck in a time loop!












